I have seen many consoles, 

but what was before me was a gaming miracle,

Something I would have never dreamt or thought of.

As soon as I had my hands on one,

My gaming side soon erupted into wild fireworks.

Splatting the entire course with ink,

Diving through puddles as a squid,

Armed with paint guns as a kid,

Every moment sure is upbeat and pumping.

Party on in a literal death trap!

It's Monopoly on steroids!

With an iconic cast, 

All trying to be superstars!

The classics continue, 

In a British style,

Brand new lands and beasts to explore,

It's blade and aegis!

A ruined kingdom with a calamity threatening all,

Shrines with powers to unlock ancient tech,

Robotic animals ridden by champions,

It's an open world for wild adventures.

Everyone is here to brawl it out!

New fighters arrive, old veterans return,

The perfect all-star battle royale, 

with gaming icons across many worlds,

Beware of the Light and the Darkness,

They will create a tale of trials.

Look upon new horizons,

On beachy islands where relaxation and work combine,

funny fauna citizens in the town,

You better run it good, Mr. Mayor.

So what are you waiting for?

Nintendo just changed the game...

... In a snap!